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Song Parodies -> "I've Been Sitting On The Commode"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Working On The Railroad"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I've Been Sitting On The Commode"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Guy's constipated badly...
I've been sitting on the commode
Constipation delay
I've been sitting on the commode
Just passing gas all day
My stomach inside is grumblin'
Sphincter's tighter than my norm
Can't you hear my constant straining?
Need to pass this blasted turd!!!
Forever I can't go
Forever I can't go
Forever I can't loose these t-u-u-rds
My bowels won't flow
My bowels won't flow
My bowels won't release these t-u-u-rds
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Someone's in the kitchen I ho-ho-hope
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Gotta get it down I know
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Take a dump and let stool flow
Stocked up on toilet rolls
Can't you hear me slightly moanin'
On this seat since morn?
All stopped up and not smilin'
Read my paper and am bored!
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Someone's in the kitchen I ho-ho-hope
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Gotta get it down I know
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Take a dump and let stool flow
Start crappin' and I'm good to go!!!
Constipation delay
I've been sitting on the commode
Just passing gas all day
My stomach inside is grumblin'
Sphincter's tighter than my norm
Can't you hear my constant straining?
Need to pass this blasted turd!!!
Forever I can't go
Forever I can't go
Forever I can't loose these t-u-u-rds
My bowels won't flow
My bowels won't flow
My bowels won't release these t-u-u-rds
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Someone's in the kitchen I ho-ho-hope
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Gotta get it down I know
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Take a dump and let stool flow
Stocked up on toilet rolls
Can't you hear me slightly moanin'
On this seat since morn?
All stopped up and not smilin'
Read my paper and am bored!
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Someone's in the kitchen I ho-ho-hope
Someone's in the kitchen with Ex-lax
Gotta get it down I know
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Gosh Darn! Need to go-o-o
Take a dump and let stool flow
Start crappin' and I'm good to go!!!
Note: in the South, commode predates toilet. A commode is a box structure with a seat and space below for a chamber pot or bedpan. Not a plumbing fixture like a standard toilet. No running water line nor sewer line!
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he he I asked my mom to get some olives a few days ago when we were at the store
This is a real piece of sh*t.
ha ha yep! my grandparents used to refer to all toilets as commodes! 5's
You have a blockage in your colon, Rob. It's your head.
Yeah I know. Dont you think I dont know where my head is right now. I had to check out my own @ss to see what your nose was doing in there
Allright everybody, let's keep it clean. No more cracks below the crack. This is a family website after all. We dont want to.scandalize all the Barney commenters
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