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Song Parodies -> "Moscow Vice"
Original Song Title:
"Three Blind Mice"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Moscow Vice"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
Moscow vice,
Don't seek advice,
Thugs? Run just run!
Militsia have guns
Hooligans on the Metro at night
Pickpockets and vandals,
Vets with small knives
Max fur in winter, babushkas packed tight
Flanked side-to-side
You're Safe, so is your wife
Da... still better than Chicago at night!
Don't seek advice,
Thugs? Run just run!
Militsia have guns
Hooligans on the Metro at night
Pickpockets and vandals,
Vets with small knives
Max fur in winter, babushkas packed tight
Flanked side-to-side
You're Safe, so is your wife
Da... still better than Chicago at night!
Carry a whistle. Militsia respond faster!
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