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Song Parodies -> "Brit, Brit, Bad Teeth"
Original Song Title:
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Brit, Brit, Bad Teeth"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
Brit, Brit, bad teeth,
DHS too full?
No sir, No sir
Mum doesn't care at all!
Drink lots of acid,
Crisps fed all day,
Crooked teeth, brown stains
In UK it's OK!
Brit, Brit, bad teeth,
What about dental?
No sir, no sir
Me da doesn't care at all!
Neither do most actors,
Austin Powers shame,
Missing and loose teeth,
Tradition is to blame!
DHS too full?
No sir, No sir
Mum doesn't care at all!
Drink lots of acid,
Crisps fed all day,
Crooked teeth, brown stains
In UK it's OK!
Brit, Brit, bad teeth,
What about dental?
No sir, no sir
Me da doesn't care at all!
Neither do most actors,
Austin Powers shame,
Missing and loose teeth,
Tradition is to blame!
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Unless seven syllables and six syllables are a perfect match for three syllables (Three bags full) this parody is anything but well paced. If i may go out on a limb here, I might go as far as to say that this is ... obviously poorly paced
^ pace nerd is probably a spotty wanker
He probably is British and has bad teeth too, yup.
There are worse things like, "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!'
yes well say what you will about England if Hillary Clinton wins this election I'm probably moving there! 4's
The sad thing is that it is the British people themselves that help perpetuate the bad teeth stereotype by not teaching their kids to properly brush and floss. Adults with teeth problems also put off having them repaired knowing it is still socially acceptable to have brown and crooked teeth, or even missing teeth. A society that thinks it's fine to prepare for dentures and gum disease!
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