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Song Parodies -> "Sweden is a Strange Land"

Original Song Title:

"Mary had a Little Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sweden is a Strange Land"

Parody Written by:

Arden Ockkerfuss

The Lyrics

Sweden is a strange land
Strange land, strange land
Sweden is a strange land
As far as Nordics go
Snus is such a bad habit
Bad habit, bad habit
Snus is such a bad habit
Teabag use of tobacco!

Swedes dress by calendar day
By calendar day, by calendar day
Swedes dress by calendar day
Not by the weather, these fools
Turn blinkers used wrong way
Used wrong way, used wrong way
Turn blinkers used wrong way
AFTER turn... signals???

Goodbyes in the kitchen, then guests turned out
Guests turned out, guests turned out
Goodbyes in the kitchen, then guests turned out
Swede manner is so queer
And they drink all day
Drink all day, drink all day
Yes, they drink all day
Akvavit and import beers!

Sweden is a strange land
Strange land, strange land
Sweden is a strange land
Better than Finland though
For Nordics they are decent
Are decent, are decent
For Nordics they are decent
But not like Iberians I know!

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Britt - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Geographical parodies? Great! Do Iceland next!
Jonathan - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
after 2 Obama presidency terms and the possibility of Hillary Clinton being next in the white house (but God I hope not!) American is a pretty strange land too! 4's
ArO - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
The Nordics are beautiful, but lack drive, passion, etc... Your average Swede has the personality of a dead moth. I'll try to think up something for Iceland. Thanks all :))
SingOfOlaf - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan, why are you a simpleton? Are you Alfred E. Neuman in real life? Do you ever worry about that?
Hallgrimur Sveinbjörnsson - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Your song taught me a lot about Sweden!. Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (Giorggiorth Conigliorsson) has done a spoof on the tropical charms of Iceland, FYI. CIO.
Lone Ranger's - August 16, 2016 - Report this comment
defunct who used to ride a water-smooth silver white stallion

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