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Song Parodies -> "Ring Around My Assey (Extended)"

Original Song Title:

"Ring-a-Round the Rosie"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ring Around My Assey (Extended)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of the negatives concerning sitting on "the throne" for too long reading...
Ring around my assey
On the throne, real classic,
Ass hurts! Ass hurts!
(Got to) put the paper down!

Ring around my assey,
Red, and not too classy,
Ass hurts! Ass hurts!
Too long to sit down!

Ring around my assey,
Wife is getting sassy,
Deserve it! Deserve it!
Been in there too long!!!
[Coming from a woman, no less]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
what is it with newspapers and making behinds sore at bathroom time? human behinds from sitting too long reading them on the pot and doggy behinds if you have to swat 'em for making a no-no in your house! 5's
Peter Andersson - July 30, 2016 - Report this comment
You guys still read newspapers in the bathroom? How about playing that smart phone game "Glutes Crush" or whatever it's called?
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Peter, can't speak for others, but lots of guys play Mobile Strike...

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