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Song Parodies -> "If You're a Jihadi and You Know It"
Original Song Title:
"If You're Happy and You Know It"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"If You're a Jihadi and You Know It"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The last verse has been modified...
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, read the Quran (Allah, Allah)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, raid other lands (Allah, Allah)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, then your AK will surely show it
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, join your clan (Allah, Allah)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, don't retreat (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, RPG (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, burn to death a Jordanian pilot
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, kill Western pigs (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, strive to slay (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, pray everyday (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, take a child bride to show it
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, make them pay (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, face all these (NATO drones, barrel bombs, Red warplanes)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, so does the world and Special Forces
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, prepare to die
Assad, Obama, Cameron, Hollande, and Putin hate you guys
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, raid other lands (Allah, Allah)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, then your AK will surely show it
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, join your clan (Allah, Allah)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, don't retreat (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, RPG (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, burn to death a Jordanian pilot
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, kill Western pigs (cult, cult)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, strive to slay (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, pray everyday (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, take a child bride to show it
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, make them pay (Sunni way)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, face all these (NATO drones, barrel bombs, Red warplanes)
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, so does the world and Special Forces
If you're a Jihadi and you know it, prepare to die
Assad, Obama, Cameron, Hollande, and Putin hate you guys
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Well I know of Islam as a peaceful religion - but this is ever so hilarious!
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