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Song Parodies -> "Unzipped Fly (Jimmy Does Porn)"
Original Song Title:
"Blue-Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Unzipped Fly (Jimmy Does Porn)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
When he was young, he took the bait
Took dad's mags to masturbate
Cherry, High Society, and O-U-I (?)
Used to hide, unzipped his fly
(Chorus)
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Does so night and day
Penthouse, Playboy, in his room
Stuffed in drawers, his coats, his boots
Under the mattress, there to hide
Mag-within-mag, Cycle cover a lie
(Chorus)
Quite muscular was his right arm
"You'll go blind" his mom had warned!
Got a Hustler, took great pride
Impressed all the other guys
(Chorus)
Eating Cheetos, he got an itch
Looked down, orange was his d-ck
Friends and family wouldn't let it slide
Told everyone, Jimmy could die
(Chorus)
Now his porn mags are gone, you see
Jimmy felt humility
The girls all laugh, he's gotten wide
No more abuse, his well's run dry...
Took dad's mags to masturbate
Cherry, High Society, and O-U-I (?)
Used to hide, unzipped his fly
(Chorus)
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Jimmy does porn, and I don't care
Does so night and day
Penthouse, Playboy, in his room
Stuffed in drawers, his coats, his boots
Under the mattress, there to hide
Mag-within-mag, Cycle cover a lie
(Chorus)
Quite muscular was his right arm
"You'll go blind" his mom had warned!
Got a Hustler, took great pride
Impressed all the other guys
(Chorus)
Eating Cheetos, he got an itch
Looked down, orange was his d-ck
Friends and family wouldn't let it slide
Told everyone, Jimmy could die
(Chorus)
Now his porn mags are gone, you see
Jimmy felt humility
The girls all laugh, he's gotten wide
No more abuse, his well's run dry...
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