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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Ovi Touching Stanley's Cup"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Ovi Touching Stanley's Cup"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

I hate the Washington Crapitals. Every one of my fellow Penguins fans knows that. In my opinion, I claim that Alex Ovechkin touched the Stanley Cup before he joined the NHL in 2005, thus his inability to win the Cup for 11 years in DC.
I saw Ovi touching Stanley's Cup
Before he joined the NHL years ago
He didn't know that the slightest touch
Would jinx his chances
Of winning the fabled mug in the league

But I saw Ovi touching Stanley's Cup
Before he became an NHL player
That's why his Crapitals
Have never won it all
Since Ovi touched Stanley's Cup years ago

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 21

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Michael Pacholek - May 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Doesn't rhyme, not funny, it was as lousy as the Capitals always are in the postseason.

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