They push fear with outcry
Make a blunder apply
Oh, they’re clever, write with flair, appall
With a scour in their style
They’re so phony with guile
And endeavor to eavesdrop on all
They will bleat with a draft here
And will bear no wrong
Dot their i’s, winking accuracy
Such a gaffe, write with bile
Look between the lines, smile
Avow we’re senile you see

When newsish guys are lying
Boors, to spike some scorn and sting
Lay some guilt with stylish gaffe here
Spread some fear, let death knell ring
When newsish darts get snappy
Call the truth is what they say
And with newsish guys compiling
They’ll reveal we’re near doomsday

With their style, think they’re smart
They’re above, must impart
So they frame with their headline insight
Strike, begin it, bleat wrong
Spoonfeed while they weigh strong
And they’re after your mind with delight
For they spring at all strife
And they tweet when you fall
They will share an affair in gazette
If we disprove their powers
Bring them down from their towers
They will lie and dance with threat

When newsish guys are lying
They dislike and warn with sting
They instill, conspire with staff near
Will not fear when mud does sling
When newsish guys get sappy
They unfurl a plight for pay
The news they’re just defiling
Lure you, lead the truth astray