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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Scratchy Claws"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Scratchy Claws"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Not what you think!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Into her domain
Clawin' and rippin'- flesh to tear
Pleasure equals pain
Wounds still stingin', but I'm still clingin'
Sharp nails oh so bright
On top rocking with back so bare
Scratchy Claws does it just right!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Daisy is her name
She's got a kit filled with toys
For playing BDSM games
Hear those handcuffs jingle-jangle
Ropes to tie you up so tight
So jump in bed, mask covering your head
Scratchy Claws makes you excite!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Kama Sutra is not her game
Lay you out on a four-poster
With candle wax to flame
She only caters to those that are willing
Second skin hugging so tight
Cat suit so dear, there's nothing to fear
When Scratchy Claws claws and bites!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Safe word is explained
I like to be bound, whips and chains surround
Just like "Fifty Shades of Grey"
This might not be fun to all
But it spices up a love life
Forget chicks with smooth French Tips
'Cause Scratchy Claws does me just right!!!
Me-ouch!!
I'm bleeding, but it feels so right...
Into her domain
Clawin' and rippin'- flesh to tear
Pleasure equals pain
Wounds still stingin', but I'm still clingin'
Sharp nails oh so bright
On top rocking with back so bare
Scratchy Claws does it just right!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Daisy is her name
She's got a kit filled with toys
For playing BDSM games
Hear those handcuffs jingle-jangle
Ropes to tie you up so tight
So jump in bed, mask covering your head
Scratchy Claws makes you excite!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Kama Sutra is not her game
Lay you out on a four-poster
With candle wax to flame
She only caters to those that are willing
Second skin hugging so tight
Cat suit so dear, there's nothing to fear
When Scratchy Claws claws and bites!
Here comes Scratchy Claws, here comes Scratchy Claws
Safe word is explained
I like to be bound, whips and chains surround
Just like "Fifty Shades of Grey"
This might not be fun to all
But it spices up a love life
Forget chicks with smooth French Tips
'Cause Scratchy Claws does me just right!!!
Me-ouch!!
I'm bleeding, but it feels so right...
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at first I thought this was about a cat... then it started seeming weird... then I caught on... then I started a singles search... 5's
Wrong type of p*ssy, Jon ;-)
I've said it before that sex and violence should be savored separately. But in these days when we are all so pressed for time, I guess multitasking is in order.
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