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Song Parodies -> "The Cocky-Crafty Schneider"

Original Song Title:

"The Itsy-Bitsy Spider"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Cocky-Crafty Schneider"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pat Harrington Jr. played Super Dwayne F. Schneider on "One Day at a Time." He died on January 6, 2016 at age 86. RIP
The cocky-crafty Schneider
sometimes could be a lout
To Ms. Romano & girls*
he seldom would GET OUT!!!
Super was oft-shunned
because he was a pain
But the cocky-crafty Schneider
Returned to his routine

... giving unwanted advice
"One day at a Time!!!"
* Julie and Barbara

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Jonathan - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
I wonder if this show would be on youtube... if there ARE episodes on there I could watch I'm in no rush I can just take it... "puts on sunglasses" One Day At A Time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24rTe7OTwlI 5's
Rob Arndt - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/_nJ4K4UebxA

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