-> "Bazine Netal"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Parody Song Title:
"Bazine Netal"
The Lyrics
Bazine Netal is a mercenary
Kloda's combat protege
disguised as prostitute she lay, in
Maz's castle her eyes did stray, Finn and Rey in deep,
First Order alerted, T.I.E.s incoming!!!
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
Master of disguise, lethal, bizarre
From Chaako City she has come far
Delphi Kloda taught her to fight
Orphan turned pirate, to killer- delight!
Her mission is hunting no matter how far
Finn and Rey now targets, to tangle and spar
Profit, not fame, is her intent
She will find out where they both went!
She will not rest, she will not feast
She is a demon, she is a beast
Lethal in hand, blaster, or blade
She will kill both with an order to slay!
Track the Resistance, that is the key
Kylo will find them using Force techniques
But she doesn't rely on his 6th sense
But on gut instinct, and strong evidence!
With First Order she gets bored
Not part of the Bounty Hunter lore
She gets away with murder, never gets caught
She'll find Finn and Rey and collect a lot...
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
[To be continued]
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