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Song Parodies -> "10 ISIS Hooligans"
Original Song Title:
"10 Little Indians"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"10 ISIS Hooligans"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inspired by Susanna's parody, yesterday!
Ten ISIS hooligans went out to fight;
One stepped on a mine and then there were nine
Nine ISIS hooligans got quite irate;
One killed by Syrian Commando and then there were eight
Eight ISIS hooligans all prepared to go to heaven*;
One hit by a drone and then there were seven
Seven ISIS hooligans, position fixed;
An F-16 got one and then there were six
Six ISIS hooligans, Black Flag raised up high;
One killed by Peshmerga and then there were five
Five ISIS hooligans playing with C4
One misused his cell phone, and BOOM! blew out the doors (leaving four)
Four ISIS hooligans shouting "Allah Akbar" with glee;
Thought they hit a Red warplane but the Frogfoot broke free, killing one, leaving three
Three ISIS hooligans robbed a bank, took the loot;
But a Syrian Rhino** killed one and then there were two
Two ISIS hooligans started to run;
One hit by a sniper while reloading his gun- left but one
One ISIS hooligan felt so alone;
Called in reinforcements 'cause he had a radio!!!
Fifty ISIS hooligans...
One stepped on a mine and then there were nine
Nine ISIS hooligans got quite irate;
One killed by Syrian Commando and then there were eight
Eight ISIS hooligans all prepared to go to heaven*;
One hit by a drone and then there were seven
Seven ISIS hooligans, position fixed;
An F-16 got one and then there were six
Six ISIS hooligans, Black Flag raised up high;
One killed by Peshmerga and then there were five
Five ISIS hooligans playing with C4
One misused his cell phone, and BOOM! blew out the doors (leaving four)
Four ISIS hooligans shouting "Allah Akbar" with glee;
Thought they hit a Red warplane but the Frogfoot broke free, killing one, leaving three
Three ISIS hooligans robbed a bank, took the loot;
But a Syrian Rhino** killed one and then there were two
Two ISIS hooligans started to run;
One hit by a sniper while reloading his gun- left but one
One ISIS hooligan felt so alone;
Called in reinforcements 'cause he had a radio!!!
Fifty ISIS hooligans...
* Paradise to them
** Slang for Syrian improvised tank with 2" armor plating
** Slang for Syrian improvised tank with 2" armor plating
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I did something similar about talibans back in 2003, but history tend to repeat itself in the Middle East so why not:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional182.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional182.shtml
Good for you Peter! I've used German and Red Army soldiers plus a few others I've forgotten! Will read your parody!
Since there are 13 REP candidates left, let's wait until 10 and do the OS as "10 Smug Republicans" taking them down one-by-one to the projected nominee which right now is Trump!!! Any takers?
The general set-up of the original has so many potentials that I'm kinda surprised that it's not used as a parody basis here more often. What do you think Rob - is it because of the limits of rhymes to the words that are numbers?
I liked this one. The ISIS guys must be peculiarly and rarely brain-fscked bunch. Even the Japanese didn't actively seek death with their Banzai charges. Those guys do.
Thanks Peter and Susanna. Peter, yes, was surprised that there are only 13 parodies of the OS and I've done 5! And Susanna, you're right. Japan had its code of honor. ISIS really isn't operating off the Quran at all in any form. It is a historical response to the Post-WW1 division of the Old Empire by the Western Allies mixed with what is perceived as revived Anti-Crusader zeal. They are a death cult that recruits the downtrodden who need someone to blame for economic stagnation, lack of opportunities in life, and religious indoctrinated hatred that goes beyond hating Jews and Shias.
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