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Song Parodies -> "Winter Horrorland"
Original Song Title:
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Winter Horrorland"
Parody Written by:
BulldozerBegins
The Lyrics
An outlet for me to take out my aggression on the intercom music system at work.
1. Slaughtering, we'll go whistling!!!
Doom and gloom! Are you listening?
So behold the sight, of ashes tonight!
Now that you're in Winter Horrorland!
Going away is your whole life!
Better dodge, incoming knives!
You'll scream till you're gone; this place is so wrong!
Too bad! This is Winter Horrorland!
[First Chrous]
In the meadow, we'll DESTROY your snowman!
Knock his two top parts right to the ground!
He asks: "Are you married?" We'll shout: "SHUT UP!!!!"
(And then we'll kick his pieces all around!!!)
2. Then we'll watch, you expire!
As you buuuurrrrrnn!!! In our fire!!!
Not feeling so brave? This land is depraved!
So what? This is Winter Horrorland!!!
[Second Chorus]
Better run, or you'll soon be a dead man!
Chopped up by an evil circus clown!
Mobster Moe will pump you full of lead, man!
And then he'll show the ravens what he's found!
3. Oh, when it snows; best get running!
Cause for you; we'll be gunning!
No chance to get away!
This is your final day!
Guess you're trapped in Winter Horrorland!
Doom and gloom! Are you listening?
So behold the sight, of ashes tonight!
Now that you're in Winter Horrorland!
Going away is your whole life!
Better dodge, incoming knives!
You'll scream till you're gone; this place is so wrong!
Too bad! This is Winter Horrorland!
[First Chrous]
In the meadow, we'll DESTROY your snowman!
Knock his two top parts right to the ground!
He asks: "Are you married?" We'll shout: "SHUT UP!!!!"
(And then we'll kick his pieces all around!!!)
2. Then we'll watch, you expire!
As you buuuurrrrrnn!!! In our fire!!!
Not feeling so brave? This land is depraved!
So what? This is Winter Horrorland!!!
[Second Chorus]
Better run, or you'll soon be a dead man!
Chopped up by an evil circus clown!
Mobster Moe will pump you full of lead, man!
And then he'll show the ravens what he's found!
3. Oh, when it snows; best get running!
Cause for you; we'll be gunning!
No chance to get away!
This is your final day!
Guess you're trapped in Winter Horrorland!
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Winter Wonderland (Halloween Edition) 5's
I did a parody of this song called Shi'ite Wonderland, which was about how they flagellate themselves every year over the death of Ali. I guess you could say it was in the same vein as yours (wa wa wa waaa)
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