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Song Parodies -> "Late Night Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Late Night Hell"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Not original, but a modified version...
Trudging through the snow,
Just me and my doggie
Into the fields we go,
Just so he will pee
Darkness all around,
I know he won't obey
Nose is sniffing all the ground
Olfactory pathways- Hey!
(Chorus)
Late night run
Gone's the sun
Wish this was over quick
When I think he's almost done
He finds his balls to lick- Ick!
Late night run
Never fun
Such a nasty sight
When he turns and looks at me
I wish we were back inside!
I love to tag along
He's got it... picked a spot
On a neighbor's lawn
He finally makes a squat.
Not quite done, that's clear,
I wanna go back inside
Then my Shepherd disappears
chasing a fast ride!!!
"Get back here!!!"
(Chorus)
Just me and my doggie
Into the fields we go,
Just so he will pee
Darkness all around,
I know he won't obey
Nose is sniffing all the ground
Olfactory pathways- Hey!
(Chorus)
Late night run
Gone's the sun
Wish this was over quick
When I think he's almost done
He finds his balls to lick- Ick!
Late night run
Never fun
Such a nasty sight
When he turns and looks at me
I wish we were back inside!
I love to tag along
He's got it... picked a spot
On a neighbor's lawn
He finally makes a squat.
Not quite done, that's clear,
I wanna go back inside
Then my Shepherd disappears
chasing a fast ride!!!
"Get back here!!!"
(Chorus)
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If your dog runs away and doesn't return, was he really yours to begin with?
When I was about high school age, our family dog went missing. A neighbor later said he saw someone trying to lure old Murphy into a garage. Not long after, Murphy came home. Later, we saw a bunch of young pups running around the alley, all of whom bore a striking resemblance to Murph.
Hitler petting one of Eva's scottish terriers (either Negus or Stasi). Eva hated Blondi, Hitler's greatest love. Blondi got cyanide, Eva's dogs were shot outside the bunker with the rest of the bunker dogs: http://www.scottishterriernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-09-at-7.39.03-PM-300x264.png
^ dang! so even HITLER liked dogs... who'da thunk it? 5's
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