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Song Parodies -> "Got Another Splinter In My Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Got Another Splinter In My Hand"
Parody Written by:
Mikey F
The Lyrics
actually, first intended to be a song about christmas trees...
first it stings
I'm fighting
in my hand
painful it is
its painful at sight
ain't happy tonight
got another splinter in my hand
gone away is my movement
here to stay, ant'biotics
this is just wrong
tweasers hurt more
got another splinter in my hand
cant touch metal, I cant build a snow man
cause my hand is now a turning brown
put acetone on it
and it hurt, man
there's nothing that'll work that I have found
later on, Ill perspire
when I burn it with fire
to just get away
the splinter that stayed
got another splinter in my hand
cant lift metal, I cant build a snowman
my hand is big and its becoming round
fluid collection is now too much and
now I cannot lift it off the ground
when it goes
aint it thrilling
now my hands
free and moving
it went away
now there are only eight
lost a painful splinter in my hand
got another splinter in my hand....
I'm fighting
in my hand
painful it is
its painful at sight
ain't happy tonight
got another splinter in my hand
gone away is my movement
here to stay, ant'biotics
this is just wrong
tweasers hurt more
got another splinter in my hand
cant touch metal, I cant build a snow man
cause my hand is now a turning brown
put acetone on it
and it hurt, man
there's nothing that'll work that I have found
later on, Ill perspire
when I burn it with fire
to just get away
the splinter that stayed
got another splinter in my hand
cant lift metal, I cant build a snowman
my hand is big and its becoming round
fluid collection is now too much and
now I cannot lift it off the ground
when it goes
aint it thrilling
now my hands
free and moving
it went away
now there are only eight
lost a painful splinter in my hand
got another splinter in my hand....
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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Clever idea Mikey, and several good lines.
I liked the ending - hope it's not a true story.
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