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Song Parodies -> "Palisades Mall Driving Song"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Palisades Mall Driving Song"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This is my third "Jingle Bells" parody, but here's an interesting tidbit: since "Jingle Bells" was written for U.S. Thanksgiving (you didn't know that, did you?), I figured I'd write a song about Turkey Night shopping, a phenomenon known as "Gray Thursday".
Driving down the road
In my '06 Chevrolet
Now I'm heading down
The New York State Thruway
Dude, please let me get past
I guess you're not too bright
Can you stop driving like a jerk?
I'm a busy guy tonight!
Oh, jingle bells, go to hell
Get out of my way!
Oh, what hell it is to drive
On the New York State Thruway
The frame is bent, it has a dent
But my car's still OK
Oh, what it hell it's been to drive
On the New York State Thruway
I went to Palisades Mall
For a big Gray Thursday sale
The guys on 303
Drove like Jimmie, Jeff and Dale
Skidding down the exit ramp
Past the West Nyack cops
I ran through a stinking red light
Because I couldn't stop
Oh, jingle bells, I feel like hell
Driving out this way
Oh, what hell it's been to drive
In my '06 Chevrolet
I'm nearly broke
I smell like smoke
But at least I'm still OK
Oh, what it hell it was to drive
In my '06 Chevrolet
(J.C.: At least I had a fairly uneventful ride home).
In my '06 Chevrolet
Now I'm heading down
The New York State Thruway
Dude, please let me get past
I guess you're not too bright
Can you stop driving like a jerk?
I'm a busy guy tonight!
Oh, jingle bells, go to hell
Get out of my way!
Oh, what hell it is to drive
On the New York State Thruway
The frame is bent, it has a dent
But my car's still OK
Oh, what it hell it's been to drive
On the New York State Thruway
I went to Palisades Mall
For a big Gray Thursday sale
The guys on 303
Drove like Jimmie, Jeff and Dale
Skidding down the exit ramp
Past the West Nyack cops
I ran through a stinking red light
Because I couldn't stop
Oh, jingle bells, I feel like hell
Driving out this way
Oh, what hell it's been to drive
In my '06 Chevrolet
I'm nearly broke
I smell like smoke
But at least I'm still OK
Oh, what it hell it was to drive
In my '06 Chevrolet
(J.C.: At least I had a fairly uneventful ride home).
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interesting had no idea "Jingle Bells" was written for Thanksgiving... well here's wishing you a good one! 5's
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