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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of McDonald's"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of McDonald's"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Jon might like this one!
On the first day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the second day of Christmas,the
the Drive-through gave to me:
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the third day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Three Chicken McNuggets
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the fifth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the sixth day of Christmas,
the Drive through gave to me:
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the seventh day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the eighth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the ninth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the tenth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Eleven Fish sandwiches,
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Twelve McDoubles,
Eleven Fish sandwiches,
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
God help my arteries!!! Geez...
the Drive-through gave to me:
a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the second day of Christmas,the
the Drive-through gave to me:
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the third day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Three Chicken McNuggets
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the fifth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the sixth day of Christmas,
the Drive through gave to me:
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the seventh day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the eighth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the ninth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the tenth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Eleven Fish sandwiches,
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the Drive-through gave to me:
Twelve McDoubles,
Eleven Fish sandwiches,
Ten Happy Meals,
Nine hot Apple Pies,
Eight Cheeseburgers,
Seven Diet Cokes,
Six Big Macs,
Five Large Fries,
Four McChicken sandwiches,
Three Chicken McNuggets,
Two Hamburgers,
and a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
God help my arteries!!! Geez...
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Oh, I wouldn't worry about coronary arteries, Rob. if it comes down to it, I still have one remaining, unharvested saphenous vein in my left leg -- good for at least four or maybe five coronary bypasses. If you find yourself in any coronary distress from this latest culinary adventure of yours, notify me in the comments and I'll mail it to you. Anything to keep these meat parodies flowing ;-D
Not intentional on this one. The OS has an eclectic mix of gifts, so I thought about a food version and McDonald's came to mind. Easy menu to memorize for anyone. I only rhymed the first Day as the menu items don't really match the OS lyrics per day. I didn't include their new healthy menu because McDonald's is more known for the "other' stuff ;-)
Maybe you are donating this hall to a homeless shelter or orphanage. Otherwise, you'll be riding through the drive-in in an ambulance.
Delicious Parody Rob! if I'm being honest here I haven't eaten at McD's in some time now in my area at least their prices have gone way too high! so it's mostly been Wendy's if I get burgers out with their 4 for $4 deal and all but who knows with McDonald's plans to drop their prices in the next year that could change! :) anyway I'm looking forward to eating Turkey tomorrow! ...you know Turkey as in the meat not... yeah... 5's
Happy Thanksgiving all!
Jon, enjoy your turkey. I miss old Fuddruckers here in Sacramento. They used to sell ostrich and buffalo burgers in quarter, one-third, and one pound sizes. Served with cheesy wedge-cut potatoes and hot ranch with an ice cold bottled exotic soda. Had a fresh build-it-yourself burger bar with fresh lettuce, red onions, pickles, tomatoes, hot stuff, and multiple sauces. It was around $12 a meal, but worth it. Btw, ostrich is a red meat, but healthier for you. Walmart in my area sells buffalo (aka bison) meat.
Never mentioned the almighty Mcrib. Disturbing.
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