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Song Parodies -> "Women's Underwear"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Women's Underwear"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Not original, but a modified Xmas parody...
Silky things- my girlfriend's missin'
Didn't get- her expressed permission
I just love her clothes
But nobody knows
I'm paradin' around in women's underwear!
In her drawer -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- thin and thready
It hugs me so tight,
Like a Jap Sumo fight,
I'm paradin' around in women's underwear!
In the neighborhood there's a guy named Calvin,
He pretends that I am Rainbow proud
He'll says, "Are you ready?" I say, "Hey, Man!"
"Let's go to a motel far out of town!"
Later on, if I desire
I can dress up -- like a street whore
Put on some makeup,
And hike my dress up,
Paradin' around in women's underwear!
Later on ... girlfriend kissin',
Love secrecy and switch hittin',
Wearin' smooth clothes,
Love what she doesn't know,
Paradin' around in women's underwear,
Paradin' around in women's underwear,
Paradin' around in women's underwear!!!
Didn't get- her expressed permission
I just love her clothes
But nobody knows
I'm paradin' around in women's underwear!
In her drawer -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- thin and thready
It hugs me so tight,
Like a Jap Sumo fight,
I'm paradin' around in women's underwear!
In the neighborhood there's a guy named Calvin,
He pretends that I am Rainbow proud
He'll says, "Are you ready?" I say, "Hey, Man!"
"Let's go to a motel far out of town!"
Later on, if I desire
I can dress up -- like a street whore
Put on some makeup,
And hike my dress up,
Paradin' around in women's underwear!
Later on ... girlfriend kissin',
Love secrecy and switch hittin',
Wearin' smooth clothes,
Love what she doesn't know,
Paradin' around in women's underwear,
Paradin' around in women's underwear,
Paradin' around in women's underwear!!!
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So this is where my underwear are going
A lady friend says her dog has been eating her underwear. This song sort of reminds me of Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song". Let's dedicate this one to the late, great Ed Wood.
for a second I forgot I was at amiright and got overly excited when I saw the title... 5's
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