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Song Parodies -> "Shop the Malls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shop the Malls"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Shop the malls, it's Black Friday
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Stand in lines of freebie folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hunt for buys at your own peril
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
It's another grab it free-for-all
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Crowds denser than the Black Forest
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Substitutions do abhor us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Bad choice fiscal dis-as-ter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Checkbook's empty amidst laughter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hard to escape the frantic masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
How 'bought gift cards 'n' movie passes?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We've braved the lines, braved the weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Next year online, forget together!!!
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Stand in lines of freebie folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hunt for buys at your own peril
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
It's another grab it free-for-all
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Crowds denser than the Black Forest
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Substitutions do abhor us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Bad choice fiscal dis-as-ter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Checkbook's empty amidst laughter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hard to escape the frantic masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
How 'bought gift cards 'n' movie passes?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We've braved the lines, braved the weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Next year online, forget together!!!
Fa la la la la, la la la la
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he he
Last year I worked at a sporting goods store on Black Friday. Sold 25 guns. Piece on earth, good aim to man.
Remember: Gun control is a steady hand!!!
ah Black Friday's overrated! ever since I heard about the poor Walmart employee who got trampled to death by impatient customers a few years ago my opinion of the gimmick has only downgraded! I prefer to spend my Black Fridays with family stuffing my face with Thanksgiving leftovers and maybe this year with a new parody? nice take on the BF BS Rob! 5's
I wonder if this Black Friday will include the annual loots and shoots over merchandise or freebies!!!
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