The Restroom sign looked Unisex
But much to my dis-may
Once I stepped inside the door
I heard a femal voice yell, "HEY!"
The situation grew quite dire
Number 2 was on the way
Restroom:
Not for grown men or boys
Grown men or boys
But a group of female squatters thus annoyed!

In next door Mens, a line, a mile
I thought it was ab-surd
An accident, was in danger
Prairie-doggin' a big turd
Turned, walked the other way
To beg mercy from the chatty birds
Restroom:
Not for grown men and boys
Grown men and boys
But a group of female squatters thus annoyed!

I begged a passing mother
I buried all my shame
"I've got to use this restroom"!"
"I have to sh-t!!!" proclaimed
"Well hurry man!" on escorted arm
To a stall with walls bloodstained!
I was mortified
Bowels released, nearly cried
As the squatting women in laughter nearly died!!!

[Multiple flushes and Exit]

The Restroom sign looked Unisex
But too embarrassed to protest...