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Song Parodies -> "Twerkin' in the Raw"
Original Song Title:
"Turkey in the Straw"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twerkin' in the Raw"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
With Thanksgiving next week, using a turkey song would seem to be appropriate. With thanks (and apologies) to Miley Cyrus for making twerking famous.
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
As I was a mowin’ lawn, frowned and know’d
With a wired gleam, I’d a killed a toad
I had to strip, so my wiener hung
I shook my thigh while my bag it swung
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
Took off my silks and I sat on my plow
I sowed my oats and bred with a sow
I’m spunky, pretty well beguile my maw
A-clickin’ heels, my brother’s in awe
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
My bum, it would quiver and my wood it was a-gloss
So I swayed in squalor with a ballet cross
Well, we could’ve worn our threads, but we wouldn’t have a thrill
As we bend up and down with a bare, raw skill
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
Did you ever grow skittish in a storm straight away
And find your niche by strippin’ all the way
Then you land in a socket and you chalk it up to chance
Pretty clever when your wishie starts with nudy, booty dance
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
As I was a mowin’ lawn, frowned and know’d
With a wired gleam, I’d a killed a toad
I had to strip, so my wiener hung
I shook my thigh while my bag it swung
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
Took off my silks and I sat on my plow
I sowed my oats and bred with a sow
I’m spunky, pretty well beguile my maw
A-clickin’ heels, my brother’s in awe
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
My bum, it would quiver and my wood it was a-gloss
So I swayed in squalor with a ballet cross
Well, we could’ve worn our threads, but we wouldn’t have a thrill
As we bend up and down with a bare, raw skill
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
Did you ever grow skittish in a storm straight away
And find your niche by strippin’ all the way
Then you land in a socket and you chalk it up to chance
Pretty clever when your wishie starts with nudy, booty dance
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw
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Title o' the day.
An image I will be trying to dislodge from my head for a long time. A couple weeks ago I saw the tramp once known as Hannah Montana on some music show. The producers wrapped the microphone stand with some sort of vegetation in a feeble and mostly futile attempt to hide what there was of her "costume".
Dang It! Thanksgiving's coming up! how'm I supposed to eat Turkey if I keep envisioning THIS?!?! 5's
Some pretty Wild Twerking going on here! Makes Miley seem like a saint by comparison!
:-O Wow..consider my gast well and truly flabbered
Now, that's some imagery I'd rather forget. Didn't know our plough is your plow.
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