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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Sleep"
Original Song Title:
"Brush Your Teeth"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Sleep"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Hate waking up in the early am, it's a quarter to two
Catch some must needed sleep is what I wanna do
But I can't sleep (not a wink)
No more dreams (no F'ing sheep)!
Nothing on TV, shows are boring, it's half past three
CNN on that dread plane story
24/7 on view... I can't sleep!
... now four
Warm glass of milk for me...
...four
Insomnia means I'm pacing the floor
...five
And still no sunshine
...six
Watching some B-movie on Netflix
...seven
Wish I were in opiate heaven
....eight
Bed is cold, can't sleep medicate
...nine
It's now officially a new day
...ten
8 hrs wasted, coffee's brewing, then
... I suddenly feel tired again!!!
Catch some must needed sleep is what I wanna do
But I can't sleep (not a wink)
No more dreams (no F'ing sheep)!
Nothing on TV, shows are boring, it's half past three
CNN on that dread plane story
24/7 on view... I can't sleep!
... now four
Warm glass of milk for me...
...four
Insomnia means I'm pacing the floor
...five
And still no sunshine
...six
Watching some B-movie on Netflix
...seven
Wish I were in opiate heaven
....eight
Bed is cold, can't sleep medicate
...nine
It's now officially a new day
...ten
8 hrs wasted, coffee's brewing, then
... I suddenly feel tired again!!!
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