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Song Parodies -> "The Milspeak Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Alphabet Song"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Milspeak Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

PGM and RPG
GBU and HUMVEE
MLRS
EMP
SX BAND
IED

Military Terminology
Acronyms for land, air, or sea!!!

Panzer, Flak, MG-3
Those come from dear old Germany!!!

SPETSNAZ, AK, SU-30
Assad got them from Russia FREE!!!

Jane's, Brassey's, MIL CH TV
Children learn war before WW3!!!

UFB*!!!
*Most destructive bomb that could ever be built, the Unified Field Bomb. Not science fiction. You have been warned...

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Peter Andersson - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
German band Die Krupps has a song called "Language of reality" with an alphabetical listing of words. You're probably the only one here who could do a military version of it, though musically it's probably not your forte, kinda like synth/industrial metal from before the genre was officially baptized. It is/was popular enough for both lyrics and music to easily be found online though.
Rob Arndt - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for the heads up Peter and your vote. I would hope at least a few people here would understand an acronym or two!!!
Jonathan - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
say now I've just realized something extraordinary did you know that The Alphabet Song has the same tune as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? 5's
Rob Arndt - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Say Jon, isn't "My Country 'This of Thee" the same as Britain's "God Save the Queen?" ;-))
Jonathan - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Gasp Rob you're right!

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