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Song Parodies -> "My Old Leathers"
Original Song Title:
"Animal Fair"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Old Leathers"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inspired by Annie's parody last Friday!
In the old closet it was there
Old cardboard box, yellow-taped, square
The dust I blewn and then an ACHOO!
That crud was here, there, everywhere!
Old clothes belong in a trunk
Opened, smelled like mothballs and skunk
I could hardly believe what I did see
My riding leathers, helmet, and gloves
Outfit shrunk!
Yet how I love them so much!!!
My old leathers from when I was a punk!
But the Boxer Twin is long gone...
Old cardboard box, yellow-taped, square
The dust I blewn and then an ACHOO!
That crud was here, there, everywhere!
Old clothes belong in a trunk
Opened, smelled like mothballs and skunk
I could hardly believe what I did see
My riding leathers, helmet, and gloves
Outfit shrunk!
Yet how I love them so much!!!
My old leathers from when I was a punk!
But the Boxer Twin is long gone...
BMW Boxer Twin motorcycle
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It's funny, I have the same experience, whenever I dig out some of my old clothes I tend to find that they have shrunk!
I hear that Peter. The days of a size Medium shirt and size 30 waist pants are forever gone!!! Thanks man!
I found that Nestlé Aero Bars can make a shirt feel tighter and cause the waistband of a pair of jeans to shrink.
Yep they were not sanfordized
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