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Song Parodies -> "Shut-It, Little Bratty"
Original Song Title:
"Hush, Little Baby"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shut-It, Little Bratty"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
2015's version...
Shut-it, little bratty, don't be absurd,
Talking Minion Dave is the BOMB! in a word!
And if Dave doesn't say a thing,
NERF N-Strike blaster Papa's gonna bring!
And if that blaster doesn't kick some ass,
Fire HD 6 is gonna be a blast!
And if that gadget soon gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a Grow and Glow Groot!
And if that thing just won't glow,
Mama's going to buy you the latest LEGOs!
And if after LEGOs you still want bigger,
I guess we'll have to buy you all those Star Wars figures!
And if those action figures come apart,
Ma and Pa will get you a Loog Electric Guitar!
And if that electric guitar won't play,
Here's a F'ing Gift Card, so get the hell away!!!
Talking Minion Dave is the BOMB! in a word!
And if Dave doesn't say a thing,
NERF N-Strike blaster Papa's gonna bring!
And if that blaster doesn't kick some ass,
Fire HD 6 is gonna be a blast!
And if that gadget soon gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a Grow and Glow Groot!
And if that thing just won't glow,
Mama's going to buy you the latest LEGOs!
And if after LEGOs you still want bigger,
I guess we'll have to buy you all those Star Wars figures!
And if those action figures come apart,
Ma and Pa will get you a Loog Electric Guitar!
And if that electric guitar won't play,
Here's a F'ing Gift Card, so get the hell away!!!
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LOL! 5-5-5 :)
Thanks Annie. All 7 toys listed are on the 2015 Top 10 must buys!!!
How sad but true. My five year old wants a X-Box already! 5-5-5
Wow :O At 5, I wanted Barbies or baby dolls (in 1991). How times have changed!
all I want for Christmas is peace on earth and good will toward men... and eggnog lots and lots of eggnog! 5's
Me too Jon... just a little rum & brandy in my eggnog ;-)
Thanks everyone! Lol Annie! I think at 5 (1969) I was still going to bed holding my plush Batman! I used to be into railroads. Dad had a big smoking engine for his set!!! And the first tech I was into was my dad's reel-to-reel with the hard top. We had a drive-in less than a mile from our house. Dad had a big cooler filled with sodas and hot dogs in aluminum foil. Ah, the good old days...
Sounds good Jonathan :) Not so much about the eggnog though :P I don't like the taste of it. Awww :) Plush Batman...I think maybe my uncle has one. He's a Batman fanatic. That sounds great in those days. You're the same age as my dad :) Times have definitely changed a lot over the years
HUSH LITTLE SNOWFLAKE WHINE NO MORE,OR THE PARENTS ARE TO SHOW YOU THE DOOR
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