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Song Parodies -> "The Donald Keeps Ranting"
Original Song Title:
"The Ants Go Marching"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Donald Keeps Ranting"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Donald keeps ranting on and on, jaws drop, in shock
The Donald keeps ranting on and on, jaws drop, in shock
The Donald keeps ranting on and on,
Almost everything he says is wrong
Nothing he says is profound
Yet ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
He keeps on getting interviews, jaws drop, in shock
He keeps on getting interviews, jaws drop, in shock
He keeps on getting interviews,
Everything he says is news
It all should be tabloid bound
Yet ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
Now here come obscenities, jaws drop, in shock
Now here come obscenities, jaws drop, in shock
Now here come obscenities,
'Bullsh-t politics " says he
Praise from his fans is loud, loud, loud
Clear ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
Nothing like this ever before, jaws drop, in shock
Nothing like this ever before, jaws drop, in shock
Nothing like this ever before,
Don Lemon's jaw hits the floor
Is Donald Trump White House bound?
Profane and vain, we're all DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED!!!
The Donald keeps ranting on and on, jaws drop, in shock
The Donald keeps ranting on and on,
Almost everything he says is wrong
Nothing he says is profound
Yet ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
He keeps on getting interviews, jaws drop, in shock
He keeps on getting interviews, jaws drop, in shock
He keeps on getting interviews,
Everything he says is news
It all should be tabloid bound
Yet ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
Now here come obscenities, jaws drop, in shock
Now here come obscenities, jaws drop, in shock
Now here come obscenities,
'Bullsh-t politics " says he
Praise from his fans is loud, loud, loud
Clear ratings gain, CNN: "ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!"
Watch his lips move!!!
Nothing like this ever before, jaws drop, in shock
Nothing like this ever before, jaws drop, in shock
Nothing like this ever before,
Don Lemon's jaw hits the floor
Is Donald Trump White House bound?
Profane and vain, we're all DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED!!!
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His immigration speech drew instant scorn from the lamestream media, and boosted his popularity. If anyone knows how to get in contact with Donald Trump, I have another inflammatory statement he could make that would guarantee his election.
if it came down to it and the Trumpinator was the republican candidate would he get your vote? 455
Yes Jon, like all true Republicans, I have to vote partyline- like it or not. I have voted for McCain and Romney. Liked the former, hated the latter. It would be nice if there was a Bush, Rubio, Fiorina, or Cruz nomination. But if not, and it's Trump, then I vote party. It would be a disaster to vote the opposition and against the Republican base of ideals: strong industry, strong defense, pro-gun, pro-life, pro-sanctity of marriage, and diplomacy where it works. Next REP should not be a Ronald Reagan but more of a tough Teddy Roosevelt. It's time to use the stick worldwide.
Hillary is so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!!!
Thanks all!
Not familiar with the OS so I had to look it up. I'm thinking it could also be the basis of a reversed song about Bush if things continue to slide away from under (or anyone else who's going out of the race). It would take a little more detailed following of the process than mine though for the various verse gags.
Maybe something like this:
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage ten...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage nine...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage eight...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage seven...
Maybe something like this:
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage ten...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage nine...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage eight...
The Jebster keeps on falling down, percentage seven...
I think you should do it Peter. There are a lot of traditional songs parodied on AiR. Your version would, of course, be yours!
Another OS I know. Just with my brain so limited, I don't think I can keep up with politics to parody them. I need to stick with things like plants and things I don't have to spend time trying to follow.
I might do that Rob, but probably with some local twist if so, we've got our own gaffe-machines as you might suspect. I'm adding it to my sketch folder for now. First I'm gonna redirect my muse to some German shenanigans already in there.
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