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Song Parodies -> "The Old Gray Hare"

Original Song Title:

"The Old Gray Mare"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Old Gray Hare"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bugs Bunny gets old...
Elmer Fudd sings:

The old gway hare,
He ain't what he used to be
Ain't what he used to be,
Ain't what he used to be
The old gway hare,
He ain't what he used to be
Wascal's now way too swow...

His mind was da fiwst to go,
Heawing too- don't you know?
The old gway hare,
He ain't what he used to be
Wascal's now way too swow...

The old gway hare,
He can't won away fwom me,
Can't won away from me,
Wears spectacles to see
The old gway hare,
A shabby sight to see
Wascal's now way too swow...

Can't put him down, stwike a blow,
Give him so carrots though
The old gway hare,
Suffers much internally
Like Wover, is about to go...

Goodbye old fwiend...

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Jonathan - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
these days Bugs Bunny says "Eh What's Up Doc?" while speaking to an actual doctor 5's
Rob Arndt - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Peace and wewaxation at wast! Thanks Jon!
Callmewennie - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Sh-h-h! Be vewwy quiet! I'm gwading wascally Wob's pawody. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Callmewennie - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I gwaded you fives by mistake, Wob. I meant to give you thwee thwees. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cuz that's the onwy number I can mispwonounce. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rob Arndt - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Shoot CML, I think the title should have been "The Old Gway Hare!" Goodness gwacious! Missed one fwom because my Spellchecker changed it back!
LPG-Unit - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Reminds me when I first watched that short on cable when I was a kid lol. AD 2000 was just around the corner, so having a futuristic rifle like elderly Elmer would be a long shot unless if it's a toy. :V
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
This clever idea was lots of fun. Note however that hares and rabbits are not the same species. Bugs is called a "bunny" by his Disney creators, even though his cartoon physique, long ears etc. make him look more like a hare. Elmer likely wouldn't have known the difference, but I am glad to learn that he became less savagely trigger-happy in his older days.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Oops! Should have written "cartoonist-creators". Seems I was guilty myself of confusing different species.
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
As mentioned before by me, the animators kept slipping up on Elmer's break action shotgun. Sometimes it was a single barrel, other times a double barrel! Thanks for all additional comments!
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Attention CML: Here I give you Assud, the Jew-eating Bugs Bunny from the Hamas tv show "Tomorrow's Pioneers!!!": http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/knockoffs/mouse2.jpg
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
http://www.cracked.com/article_16704_9-foreign-rip-offs-cooler-than-hollywood-originals.html
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Jon, check out latest link from Cracked.com above!!!
Rob Arndt - October 03, 2015 - Report this comment
DGC(d), I'm surprised you didn't throw the mythical Jackalope in there (German Wolpertinger equivalent)! And for trivia, there were no antelope playing on the range in America. The pronghorn is called the "American Antelope" although it is not one!

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