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Song Parodies -> "Oh Christmas Sleeze"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Sleeze"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think we all know someone like this every Xmas!
Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Your set of keys are always dangling
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
I won't bother asking, "How's it hanging?"
Every Christmas you appear
Our relative that acts so queer
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Always the last one remaining!

Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Your BO stinks, forgive me
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Another year of heavy drinking
Under the Mistletoe, you beam!
You make all the cute girls scream!
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Next time hit the In-laws please!

Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
You're Buck teeth smile's unsightly
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Your trucker belt buckle shines so brightly
Please take your meds, 'cause you're not right
Every event you start a fight!
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
You're so ungroomed it's frightening!

Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Stop trying to pick up the Wifeys
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
With your protruding potbelly?
Who the hell invited thee?
Of us all, so ungodly!
Oh Christmas sleeze! Oh Christmas sleeze!
Next year? Over my dead body!!!

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Darren - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Uncle Ralph has been to your Christmas party too???
Patrick - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
That big red goofball leaves animal droppings on my roof and tries to squeeze down the chimney. And he isn't Santa. This year I'm planting punji stakes.
Jonathan - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
you didn't ask my permission to be used in one of your parodies! ...just kidding! 5's
Rob Arndt - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Annie - September 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Great parody :D 555! Hopefully no sleezes coming to your Christmas this year.
Annie - September 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Great parody!:D 555! Hopefully no sleezes this year at your Christmas.
Rob Arndt - September 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Annie. I may do another parody about unwelcome neighbors that "pop on by" during Christmas right when the family is opening gifts!!!
Annie - September 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Sounds good to me :) Sorry about posting my comment twice. Phone was acting up on Amiright last night.
Rob Arndt - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
NP Annie. As it draws closer to Xmas, everyone will be taking on Xmas songs. Have you done any with a nefarious Xmas theme previously???
Leroy Huggins - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
You just described the janitor at my workplace! Round of 5s!
Annie - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
I haven't yet, but I've done a couple of Halloween-related parodies so far. And I plan on doing Christmas ones when the time comes :)
Rob Arndt - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Heads up Annie- some of us Vets do Christmas in July parodies. Jon started this year with a plea for eggnog! I granted him a parody about it :))
vAnn - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
LoL
Rob Arndt - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann, stay tuned for my next Christmas parody...
vAnn - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
will be looking around here to see what I can.

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