Oh, this is my home where the men in white roam,
Where I pop my pills everyday,
Where often are heard unintelligible words,
And visitors come on Thursdays!!!

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Home, home of the deranged
Where the thoughts in my head're rearranged,,
Where reality is absurd,
And a straightjacket keeps me at bay!

Where sanity's unsure, but the outbursts are free,
Screaming brings sheer delight,
Abstract thoughts are exchanged, shrinks exploring my brain,
And nothing is ever quite right!

They want me to confess, that my life is a mess,
To society I cannot return,
In this gown I do shiver, makes my bones quiver
For some kerosene and a match I do yearn!

I can't sleep at night, that hall lamp is too bright,
I imagine I'm a child of the stars,
My doctor thinks Im crazed, as I start to explain,
I'm from Pluto. Women from Venus. Men from Mars!

Oh, I love the frequent showers, having seizures at all hours,
Hearing those staggering, muttering "Whys?",
All those electrical shocks, constantly being mocked,
And being observed counting flies!

I once was human, earned a living, was a man,
Surely, I once had a dream;
To glory and beyond, with a trophy wife blonde,
And riches that flowed like a stream

But one day everything changed, only myself I do blame,
My wife with her lover did slay;
Cut up my sweet bird, her head on a sword,,
Her guts on the billiard table displayed!!!

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