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Song Parodies -> "Grumpy Trumpy (Extended)"

Original Song Title:

"Humpty Dumpty"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Grumpy Trumpy (Extended)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Maybe JAB will like this... he inspired me to write it!!!
Grumpy Trumpy resists all falls
Grumpy Trumpy offends by jaw
All the Tea Party and staunch Re-pub-li-cans
Couldn't stop Grumpy Trumpy from frothing again!

Grumpy Trumpy put out the call
Grumpy Trumpy on Brown men: "rapists all!"
Univision, Macy's, and all Mexicans
Didn't approve of what "The Donald" said!

Grumpy Trumpy keeps standing tall
Grumpy Trumpy wants to topple them all
Wouldn't describe Jeb Bush as a friend,
"Why that stiff could never lead like a company man"

"And I'm rich... someone who can take on that vile Clinton b- tch!!!"

(Someone deflate the ego of this egghead madman and for Godssakes keep him off of 24/7 CNN)

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Sorcerer's Apprentice - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Trump is the best the Reps have: as you've said, rich and smart. Also a great populist and the best sex Marla ever had. His erection would be a triumph of democracy. Unburdened of wonkery and, unlike you, doesn't kiss JAB's arse. Hair today, gone tomorrow. I don't want the government you deserve. Like every real American, I want to be pussy-whipped by Hillary.
Patriot - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Tell Hillary to fix her hair, shave her mustache, and get a face lift. That way, she can at least pass for a transvestite! And make sure to get that bumper sticker: Vote Hillary Clinton. More failed policies for a failed democracy. Or maybe: Hillary Clinton, Obama's shadow.
John Barry - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I do like. Some other possibilities: Trumpy Ruggy, Trumpy Scummy, Trumpy Thuggy, Trumpy Ugly.
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB! After Vlad and Trump, what's next... Greek debt?
Jonathan - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob you said before that you're a republican right? I myself would like Jeb Bush Marco Rubio or Rick Perry to win the next election and work towards digging us out of this hole Obama left us in! 5's
Samuel Johnson - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Patriot, under cover of a pseudonym, you are setting an ugly sexist tone for the upcoming political season. I said it before: Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah, Jon, I'm a REP for life. Next President will face really hard decisions on the national debt approaching $20 Trillion, ISIS and lone wolf terrorism, Iran's nuke threat, N Korean missile threat to West Coast, Putin's Russian Empire expansionism, the border problem, entitlements with the baby boomers retiring in droves, and more. I favor Jeb Bush too. Trump is obviously the most intelligent and would dominate in trade and financial matters, but he is bigoted and uneven in other areas... would probably treat America like a business with himself as CEO instead of POTUS. The President must represent all Americans, so narrowing the REP field is gonna be a tough one. Most REPs just want to undo all of Obama's policies. That's popular with REPs and Right-leaning Indies, but overall is counterproductive.
Patriot - July 03, 2015 - Report this comment
@Samuel Johnson, you couldn't even express yourself here without the blood spilled by patriots from every GD war since America was founded so you could have freedom you ungrateful bastard. Go move to Canada.

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