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Song Parodies -> "VG Bentley"
Original Song Title:
"Hokey Pokey"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"VG Bentley"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Max's double barrel 22 gauge shotgun, second only to the Pursuit Special V8 Interceptor!
You load the right round in
12 gauge: one-twelf a pound
After break open
28 grams can be so loud
The awesome VG Bentley
Can sure disperse a crowd
Marauding bikers let out shouts!
Pain!
You load the left round in
12 gauge: one-twelf a pound
After break open
28 grams can be so loud
The awesome VG Bentley
Can sure disperse a crowd
Marauding bikers let out shouts!
Pain!
MFP holstered in
In battle, taken out
Highway warzone pinned
Head shots, blood does spout
The awesome VG Bentley
Heavy hitter has the clout
Murderous thugs are all knocked out!
Blood and flames!
Sawed-off shotgun wins
Biker menace rout
Tanker decoy spins
Max climbs right on out
The awesome VG Bentley
Hand cannon fire sprouts
That's what splatter's all about!
End of game!
Road Warrior's best friend no doubt...
12 gauge: one-twelf a pound
After break open
28 grams can be so loud
The awesome VG Bentley
Can sure disperse a crowd
Marauding bikers let out shouts!
Pain!
You load the left round in
12 gauge: one-twelf a pound
After break open
28 grams can be so loud
The awesome VG Bentley
Can sure disperse a crowd
Marauding bikers let out shouts!
Pain!
MFP holstered in
In battle, taken out
Highway warzone pinned
Head shots, blood does spout
The awesome VG Bentley
Heavy hitter has the clout
Murderous thugs are all knocked out!
Blood and flames!
Sawed-off shotgun wins
Biker menace rout
Tanker decoy spins
Max climbs right on out
The awesome VG Bentley
Hand cannon fire sprouts
That's what splatter's all about!
End of game!
Road Warrior's best friend no doubt...
MFP is Main Force Patrol
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well you put 3 5's in you leave the 1-bombs out...
Interesting side note: Germans considered US shotguns used by the US in WW1 as an "inhumane" weapon and threatened to execute those troops that used it. The US responded by stating it would kill Germans with flamethrowers! Germans issued Drillings to Luftwaffe bomber crews in WW2 as survival weapon. This was a 3 barrel weapon, 2 over, 1 under. The two were shotgun gauge while third was rifle type. In the 1980s, HK experimented with the CAWS auto-shotgun, but I doubt the Heer would have adopted it. Best shotguns made by Italy: Benelli, Franchi, and Beretta. US, Russians, and South Africans use them heavily. Newest US types are AA-12 and M-26 MASS.
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