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Song Parodies -> "The Very Crafty Sniper"
Original Song Title:
"The Itsy-Bitsy Spider"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Very Crafty Sniper"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Second Chechen War repeat of the White Tights Baltic female snipers that got waxed by a Russian female sniper from Siberia- the White Wolf who infiltrated their blood corridor and picked them off with a Sable hunting rifle and Ghs-18 pistol in their nest. She was blonde, tall, and wore fur. Russian females for some reason outperform males (on average) in sniping as proven in WW2 and postwar Chechnya.
The very crafty sniper
Would take the White Tights out
Sable caused them pain
When they fought it out
Out came her gun
As she carefully took aim
And the very crafty sniper
Slaughtered them to fame
And the very crafty sniper
In their blood had laid
Only had one name
The White Wolf!!!
And this tale's been told
Time and time again!!!
Would take the White Tights out
Sable caused them pain
When they fought it out
Out came her gun
As she carefully took aim
And the very crafty sniper
Slaughtered them to fame
And the very crafty sniper
In their blood had laid
Only had one name
The White Wolf!!!
And this tale's been told
Time and time again!!!
She also had 6th Gen night vision...
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and who says there'd be no war if women ran things? 5's
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