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Song Parodies -> "Flying, Open Sphincter, Over Land"
Original Song Title:
"Walking In A Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Flying, Open Sphincter, Over Land"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
Hear 'em flop,
Are you listenin'
Down they drop,
Bright and glistenin'
A terrible sight
They're crapping tonight
Flying, open sphincter, over land
High above - soar the seagulls
With good aim...sharp as eagles
A drippy old Tern,
Bombed Charlie and Fern
Flying, open sphincter, over land
Here at Walmart folks could build a poo man
Piles of white, and blends of speckled brown
Parking lot is buried, watch your shoe, man
Those are not pearls and oysters on the ground
Splatters scored
From up higher
Fancy Ford,
Brand new buyer
Soft greetings displayed
Bird bans need be made
(No) flying, open sphincter, over land
Whose to blame? Well, reasons can be said, man
Fast food restaurants, french fries tossed around
Parents, with their children, feed 'em bread, man
There's so much crap - might have to scrap the town
Mushy bombs - spell disaster
Need a plan - maybe plaster
Seal up where it's made,
Block holes where it's sprayed
No more flying, open sphincter....
See that Seagull, we just kinked her..
No more flying, open sphincter..over land..
Are you listenin'
Down they drop,
Bright and glistenin'
A terrible sight
They're crapping tonight
Flying, open sphincter, over land
High above - soar the seagulls
With good aim...sharp as eagles
A drippy old Tern,
Bombed Charlie and Fern
Flying, open sphincter, over land
Here at Walmart folks could build a poo man
Piles of white, and blends of speckled brown
Parking lot is buried, watch your shoe, man
Those are not pearls and oysters on the ground
Splatters scored
From up higher
Fancy Ford,
Brand new buyer
Soft greetings displayed
Bird bans need be made
(No) flying, open sphincter, over land
Whose to blame? Well, reasons can be said, man
Fast food restaurants, french fries tossed around
Parents, with their children, feed 'em bread, man
There's so much crap - might have to scrap the town
Mushy bombs - spell disaster
Need a plan - maybe plaster
Seal up where it's made,
Block holes where it's sprayed
No more flying, open sphincter....
See that Seagull, we just kinked her..
No more flying, open sphincter..over land..
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Oh Poo! 5's
I have actually seen flocks of seagulls in Kansas City. Better be more careful where I park. Though I do tend to hoard the french fries for myself, rather than sharing with birds.
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