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Song Parodies -> "Old Frank Stein"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Frank Stein"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Happy New Fear!
Should lunkhead offspring be begot
Or man-made and designed?
Assistant Igor helps me lots
I’m Dr. Old Frank Stein
Do Old Frank Stein, you fear?
Heart’s cold, brain kind
Abnormal brain, oh, I regret
For Son of Old Frank Stein!
His head is flat, his skin is green,
And bolts along neckline
I would need Shaq’s shoes to fit (on) his foot
I’m Old Frank Stein
Do Old Frank Stein, you fear?
No son of mine!
Be gone from here, oh, I regret
No son for Old Frank Stein
He fears the fire, make it burn
See the villagers in lines
They’ll form a mob ‘cause they are bored
Poor Old Frank Stein
He waves his hand to thrust the fire
The monster all this time
Wasn’t green and fright, as I once thought
‘Twas Old Frank Stein
And now I’ll try to reap my coup
I’ll do it right this time
She’s a monster, give my “son” a date
Bride fooor Frank Stein
Or man-made and designed?
Assistant Igor helps me lots
I’m Dr. Old Frank Stein
Do Old Frank Stein, you fear?
Heart’s cold, brain kind
Abnormal brain, oh, I regret
For Son of Old Frank Stein!
His head is flat, his skin is green,
And bolts along neckline
I would need Shaq’s shoes to fit (on) his foot
I’m Old Frank Stein
Do Old Frank Stein, you fear?
No son of mine!
Be gone from here, oh, I regret
No son for Old Frank Stein
He fears the fire, make it burn
See the villagers in lines
They’ll form a mob ‘cause they are bored
Poor Old Frank Stein
He waves his hand to thrust the fire
The monster all this time
Wasn’t green and fright, as I once thought
‘Twas Old Frank Stein
And now I’ll try to reap my coup
I’ll do it right this time
She’s a monster, give my “son” a date
Bride fooor Frank Stein
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I like this one even better than my "O Frankenstein" parody. You were able to squeeze a lot more humor out of this one and included things that I didn't like Igor.
I 10 - 9 - 8 -7 - 6 - FIVE this one CB-TM! Well played. My great grand daddy Homer Lang had this to say about that Auld song.
There was a man his name was Lang,
And he had a neon sign.
Since Mr. Lang was very old,
They just called it old Lang's sign.
Out with the auld and in with the knew!
There was a man his name was Lang,
And he had a neon sign.
Since Mr. Lang was very old,
They just called it old Lang's sign.
Out with the auld and in with the knew!
@ Great Grand Daughter of Mr. Lang. We concur!
Good idea and funny parody. Reminds me of Young Frankenstein which I saw not long ago
Cloning, the old-school way!
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