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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph Roasting on an Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
It's more of "Reindeer Roasting on an Open Fire 2.0" but still, enjoy.
Rudolph's roasting in a open fire
Water foaming from your mouth
All those carols being sung by the Prussians
As folks vacations in the South
Everyone else buys a turkey and cranberry sauce
Poor Rudolph glows so bright
Tasty bits of his nose all aglow
Will find it nice to sleep tonight
Kids know that Rudy's dead you see
He's roasted days ago and goodies are now free
With every mother's child who's gonna cry
The fact that Rudy's demise isn't a lie
I know the whole thing is getting old
But still it's a sight to behold
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Hearty Christmas to you
Water foaming from your mouth
All those carols being sung by the Prussians
As folks vacations in the South
Everyone else buys a turkey and cranberry sauce
Poor Rudolph glows so bright
Tasty bits of his nose all aglow
Will find it nice to sleep tonight
Kids know that Rudy's dead you see
He's roasted days ago and goodies are now free
With every mother's child who's gonna cry
The fact that Rudy's demise isn't a lie
I know the whole thing is getting old
But still it's a sight to behold
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Hearty Christmas to you
There's a reason why his nose glows bright red and it's not nosebleed from watching porn either.
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Reminds me of "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire". 5's
this wasn't what I had in mind when I said there should be a "Roast Of Rudolph" 5's
How about Barney Roasting on a Open Fire Jack Frost picking his Nose
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