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Song Parodies -> "The First Corelle"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The First Corelle"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Happy Holidays to All, and to all a good write!
The first Corelle
Unbreakable plates
Were served by homemakers in some Eastern states
With tuna casserole
And rhubarb pie
Then were stacked in dishwashers
And set on Air Dry
Corelle, Corelle
Corelle, Corelle
Boring, cheap dinnerware
We love so well
One time when Mom
And Pop disagreed
Under twin beds and sofas
We kids did proceed
It was clearly unfair
With Corelle on Mom's side
And the racket continued long into the night
Corelle, Corelle
Corelle, Corelle
Those kitchen frisbees Dad could not repel
Corelle, Corelle,
Corelle, Corelle!
Boring cheap dinnerware we love so well!
Unbreakable plates
Were served by homemakers in some Eastern states
With tuna casserole
And rhubarb pie
Then were stacked in dishwashers
And set on Air Dry
Corelle, Corelle
Corelle, Corelle
Boring, cheap dinnerware
We love so well
One time when Mom
And Pop disagreed
Under twin beds and sofas
We kids did proceed
It was clearly unfair
With Corelle on Mom's side
And the racket continued long into the night
Corelle, Corelle
Corelle, Corelle
Those kitchen frisbees Dad could not repel
Corelle, Corelle,
Corelle, Corelle!
Boring cheap dinnerware we love so well!
©2014 Bob "Still Writing Corning Songs" Gómez
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Dish is the good stuff! 5's
I've been in my local corelle outlet store enough to know that nothing stacks up to...5's
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