Santa stinking up the kitchen table,
Left him sitting in the bowl,
People saying that the meat should be labelled,
But it smelled like a toilet bowl.

Nobody wants old jerky or some old guy's toe,
Though the season had its hype.
People still said that the winter still blow,
Let's just say this season ain't their type. .

Who knew that Santa taste so great?
He's loaded lots of juice and goodies that he ate.
And every city kiddies is going to cry,
As they'll spend all night crying and scream out "WHY?"

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from now to every year,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very hearty Christmas to you