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Song Parodies -> "Cybermen Are Coming to Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cybermen Are Coming to Town"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Another mandatory Doctor Who parody
You're better not scream,
you're better not cry
Resistance is futile
and I'm telling you why:
Cybermen are coming to town!

They're shiny and steel
they march in parade
they perform all humans
a little upgrade -
Cybermen are coming to town!

It's not about the Daleks
nor Borg are on their way
You'd better call the Doctor
'cause he can save your day!

Assimilate you
is the thing what they aim
to manage their goal
they will conquer and maim
Cybermen are coming to town!

It's not about the Daleks
nor Borg are on their way -
You'd better call the Doctor
'cause he can save your day!

You're better not scream,
you're better not cry
Resistance is futile
and I'm telling you why:
Cybermen are coming to town!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Dave W. - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Dr. Who? . . .Do they have any cute Cyberchicks. . .Can't resist them at all . .
Rob Arndt - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
555 units invading London!!! Like the Cybermen, Susanna, but prefer the Daleks that had once been humanoid but reduced themselves into psychotic battle drones encased in armor due to the use of NBC weapons over hundreds of years or more.
Jonathan - December 02, 2014 - Report this comment
alot of the time I think "I don't need to watch Dr. Who!" but then I read parodies like this and think... maybe I should give it a shot! 5's
William Little - December 29, 2020 - Report this comment
Remember, they killed the dinosaurs. Bring your glitter guns!

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