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Song Parodies -> "Friday Night (Crazy Night)"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Friday Night (Crazy Night)"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This is a holiday shopping song - that is, a song about the Friday night before Christmas when traffic near the Jersey Gardens Outlet Mall in Elizabeth, NJ becomes practically intolerable.
Friday night – a crazy night
All these folks, not too bright
I’m stuck in traffic on 1 and 9
How I will get my shopping done on time?
I hope I get out in one piece
I hope I get out in one piece
Friday night – a crazy night
Traffic jams – out of sight
But the ugliest sight of all
Is the line at the Jersey Gardens Mall
What the heck could be worse?
What the heck could be worse?
Friday night – a crazy night
Stuck at this traffic light
Crazy people on both sides of me
So much traffic I can’t even see
Now do I even care?
Now I just don’t even care.
All these folks, not too bright
I’m stuck in traffic on 1 and 9
How I will get my shopping done on time?
I hope I get out in one piece
I hope I get out in one piece
Friday night – a crazy night
Traffic jams – out of sight
But the ugliest sight of all
Is the line at the Jersey Gardens Mall
What the heck could be worse?
What the heck could be worse?
Friday night – a crazy night
Stuck at this traffic light
Crazy people on both sides of me
So much traffic I can’t even see
Now do I even care?
Now I just don’t even care.
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I've been camped out by the computer for two days now waiting for Cyber Monday. Didn't get up to eat or go to the bathroom for fear of losing my place in line.
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