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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday To You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

OK, a couple of liberties with the "Happy Birthday dear {enter name here}" line, but it's singable

Happy birthday to you
So you're older.. boo hoo
Life is tepid
Now you're decrepit
So what d'you want me to do?

It's your birthday - so what?
I don't care one jot
Now it's out there:
I don't care
What presents you got

It's your birthday - good luck
I think birthdays suck
I'm gauging
You're aging
And I don't give a..ny presents

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   1

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Disappointed - September 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Not quite awful but definitely unPhil. Did u a favor, didn't vote.
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2014 - Report this comment
No worries - I take comments like the above as a testament to how high the standard usually is ;-)
Rod W - September 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Indeed, Phil, that was my point. You've spoiled us over the yrs. --And thanks again for those, btw.
Jonathan - September 26, 2014 - Report this comment
guess I'm the only one who found this 5's-worthy
Phil Alexander - February 05, 2021 - Report this comment

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