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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix)"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Birthday To You"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
OK, a couple of liberties with the "Happy Birthday dear {enter name here}" line, but it's singable
Happy birthday to you
So you're older.. boo hoo
Life is tepid
Now you're decrepit
So what d'you want me to do?
It's your birthday - so what?
I don't care one jot
Now it's out there:
I don't care
What presents you got
It's your birthday - good luck
I think birthdays suck
I'm gauging
You're aging
And I don't give a..ny presents
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Not quite awful but definitely unPhil. Did u a favor, didn't vote.
No worries - I take comments like the above as a testament to how high the standard usually is ;-)
Indeed, Phil, that was my point. You've spoiled us over the yrs. --And thanks again for those, btw.
guess I'm the only one who found this 5's-worthy
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