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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Beating You Up"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Beating You Up"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
I'm hearing you scream
I'm hearing you cry
Everything's changed, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is beating you up
You wouldn't behave
So you're on his list
Gonna give you the gift of his fist
Santa Claus is beating you up
You thought that he was jolly
You thought that he was kind
But spoiled selfish bratty kids
Made him go out of his mind
You can't get away
You don't get a pass
He's got a great big bag of whoop ass
Santa Claus is beating you up
He used to be so happy
With children on his lap
But Christmas is a scary time
Now that Santa Claus has snapped
So you better watch out
You should be afraid
Don't go outside or you could be sleighed
Santa Claus is beating you up
I'm hearing you cry
Everything's changed, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is beating you up
You wouldn't behave
So you're on his list
Gonna give you the gift of his fist
Santa Claus is beating you up
You thought that he was jolly
You thought that he was kind
But spoiled selfish bratty kids
Made him go out of his mind
You can't get away
You don't get a pass
He's got a great big bag of whoop ass
Santa Claus is beating you up
He used to be so happy
With children on his lap
But Christmas is a scary time
Now that Santa Claus has snapped
So you better watch out
You should be afraid
Don't go outside or you could be sleighed
Santa Claus is beating you up
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Rexus Dominus Santa Clausus.
well... now I want egg nog! 5's
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