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Song Parodies -> "A Big Old Upright Organ"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"A Big Old Upright Organ"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Got a big old upright organ
I've had it quite a while
The ladies love to play it,
It really makes 'em smile
You can brag about your mighty pipes
That boom a mighty chord,
But this big old upright organ
Thrills the ladies, thank the Lord..

It's wood that's old and seasoned
Built long and wide and round
The women find it pleasin'
And really go to town
Their fingers move like magic
It makes the old heart pound
They sit right there and pump it
Till that sucker shakes the ground

Around my upright organ
Dear ladies love to perch
They can't keep their hands off it,
It's even played in church
You can brag about your mighty pipes,
That boom a mighty chord,
But this big old upright organ
Thrills the ladies, thank the Lord

Yes, a big old upright organ
Thrills the ladies, thank the Lord

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Dirty Old Man - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Gee Dad, it's a Wurlitzer!
Leough - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
555! LOL!
Callmelennie - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Your song reminds me of an old college buddy of mine. He used to approach chicks in college bars and say "C'mon, baby, light my fire." ...... He didn't get laid much, but he did become well acquainted with the "organ solo."
Dave W. - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Yes, yes...people are always fond of those blessed organs, even at church.......
AFW - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, DOM, Leough, lennie, and Dave
Otto the Organist - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey, DOM! Maybe it's a Hammond!
Susanna Viljanen - April 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Umm... is it organ, or synthesizer - or both?
Phil Alexander - April 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Oh god, yes. Hallelujah :D

E. Power Biggs - October 01, 2016 - Report this comment
You pulled out all the stops on that one! 555.

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