Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "H-O-N-D-O"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"H-O-N-D-O"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

John Wayne as memorable "Hondo" Lane!
There was a soldier who lost a horse,
and Hondo was his name-o.
H-O-N-D-O
H-O-N-D-O
H-O-N-D-O
And Hondo was his name-o.

Found a ranch, offered scrip of course,
and Hondo was his name-o.
(clap)-O-N-D-O
(clap)-O-N-D-O
(clap)-O-N-D-O
And Hondo was his name-o.

Was refused, had to work for a horse,
and Hondo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-D-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-D-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-D-O
And Hondo was his name-o.

Angie & Johnny could have done worse,
and Hondo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-D-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-D-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-D-O
And Hondo was his name-o.

He saved them from an Apache curse,
and Hondo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Hondo was his name-o.

Secret of Ed Lowe's death not unearthed,
and Hondo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
On the wagon train three did go...

Verlabania!!!*

* Native-American for "forever" as in marriage ceremony

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jonathan - April 17, 2014 - Report this comment
not bad pilgrim 5's
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Thnx Jon... am not a big John Wayne fan but like "True Grit" and "Hondo." I did not give the movie synopsis for this b/c some people here complain that I write too much as Intro to my lyrics. I do it most of the time to avoid footnotes! Anyway, this is a simple OS and as such my lines are simple too, sticking to Hondo Lane in relation to Angie & Johnny and not getting into the subplots of US Cavalry and Apache traditions and the death of Angie's husband from the bar scene. Am surprised that AFW didn't rate me nor leave any comment as he seems to love Westerns! And YES, I like "Oklahoma!!!" ;-)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2276.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 810