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Song Parodies -> "If You're Horny and You Know It"
Original Song Title:
"If You're Happy and You Know It"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"If You're Horny and You Know It"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A non-gross, harmless version...
If you’re horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
Your cable bill will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Buy an Adult mag, just don’t grope it
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
Cosplay? Bedroom Batman just don’t blow it
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
Realistic- no, but you can stow it!
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
Privacy, no STDs… just gotta spend!!!
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
Your cable bill will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Buy an Adult mag, just don’t grope it
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
Cosplay? Bedroom Batman just don’t blow it
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
Realistic- no, but you can stow it!
If you're horny and you know it
A sex doll
If you're horny and you know it
Porn On-Demand
If you're horny and you know it
At busts leer
If you're horny and you know it
Play pretend
Privacy, no STDs… just gotta spend!!!
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Good idea, but "porn on demand" doesn't fit the pacing, and "at busts leer" doesn't scan particularly well. Not very many lyrics here, so can't give too much credit when the few that there are are a bit clumsy. Sorry!
NP Leo b/c this version had to be a clean one and there are not many clean choices. I wanted to use "Use both hands" for V1 but that might get rejected and the Cosplay in V3 could have been better w/o the Q? break. Should have been Cosplay Batman just don't blow it, etc... And for this type of OS just like B-I-N-G-O there's not a lot to work with. I just followed the rules about not using pornographic words. The extra word/syllable in Porn On-Demand stretches it, but not significantly- it CAN be sung that way :)
unfortunately I have to agree with Leo about the P-O-D lyric but as you said it CAN be sung that way and that's what I did! 5's now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to watching Alison Wonderland,,, I mean Alice In Wonderland of course! heh heh heh...
Hey Jon, maybe I can do "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" as "R-I-S-Q-U-E?" Minus a syllable, but still... :)
"Risqué" has two syllables.
Correct Pierre... minus a letter ;-)
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