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Song Parodies -> "If You're Putin and You Know It"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Happy and You Know It"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Putin and You Know It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by JAB's parody of yesterday :)
If you're Putin and you know it
Make demands
If you're Putin and you know it
Make demands
If you're Putin and you know it
You hate democracy and show it
If you're Putin and you know it
Make demands

If you're Putin and you know it
Show no fear
If you're Putin and you know it
Show no fear
If you're Putin and you know it
Take Crimea, overthrow it
If you're Putin and you know it
Show no fear

If you're Putin and you know it
Raid ex-lands
If you're Putin and you know it
Raid ex-lands
If you're Putin and you know it
Caught? Pretend that you don’t know it
If you're Putin and you know it
Raid ex-lands

If you're Putin and you know it
Deny all
If you're Putin and you know it
Deny all
If you're Putin and you know it
Send more troops- and just don’t blow it
If you're Putin and you know it
Deny all

If you're Putin and you know it
Make demands
If you're Putin and you know it
Show no fear
If you're Putin and you know it
Raid ex-lands

FOR MOTHERLAND!!!
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Pacing: 4.5
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Total Votes: 17

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Cookie Monster - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
If it's childish and you know it
Give it ones.
John Barry - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Jaunty and jackboot-tapping. Unlike Monster, me like.
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
OS is a kids song, duh... and thus is relevent to the parody, unlike your unwanted, troll-based commentary. YOUR "Cookie Monster" comments are indeed immature and childish, so go back to watching "Sesame Street" on PBS and count how may times you troll a day... 1... 1 flame... 2... 2 flames... 3... 3 flames...
Patrick - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Good adaptation of popular kids' song. It paces well. I like it. Putin makes a good subject for satire. At least as long as you are located somewhere outside of his jurisdiction.
Jonathan - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
if Cookie Monster's a douche than raise your hands! 5's
Max Power - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
It's probably the "Cookie Monster" from Family Guy when he was still struggling at the rehab center due to his addiction.
Cold Warrior - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Good parody. However, Putin is a pudding-head. The Chechen terrorist menace has gone on for years and he can't stamp it out. So what does he do? He takes it out on the gays, banning "gay propaganda", whatever that is. Now he's giddy from the Olympics and is taking it out on the Ukraine. He takes it out on others like a schoolyard bully. Like many politicians. Putin is a stinky sack of douche who can't even control matters in his own home so to speak, so he puts on this BAD image. Michael Jackson he ain't.
Agrimorfee - March 08, 2014 - Report this comment
A parody where for once I can agree with you, Mr.Arndt.
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks to all positive voters. @Agrimorfee, I don't think there will be any serious claim of vote-rigging in Crimea since the ethnic Russian majority welcomed the unmarked Red Army and even sent pro-militias to support them. No outcry there. The West needs to back off since they too support self-determination (esp. when it benefits them). In this case, it benefits Putin and Russia...
Dave W. - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Childish behaving leaders deserve childish songs so they can understand better....Good pick to make the mood lighter I thought - Rob
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave, I wrote a few more parodies over this topic for tomorrow...

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