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Song Parodies -> "How Great Thou AARP"

Original Song Title:

"How Great Thou Art"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"How Great Thou AARP"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

O Lord, My God! - a group with awsome numbers
Founded by one, Ethel Percy Andrus
As fifty years - appears - don't nod in slumbers
Get off your butt, and in that club for us

They aid the soul - with discount equity
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP
They make bells toll - send in a check and see
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP..

Bargain hotels - low rental car, insurance
Fly like a bird - with lower airfare fees
Travel abroad, ship up and cruise the currents
Jamaica bound - bask in an island breeze

They aid our soul - with discount equity
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP
They make bells toll - send out a check and see
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP..

For us old folks, helps stretch the measly dollars
And lends a notch, of self esteem, as well
Club for the poor, the rich, or famous scholars
So, join up - like our First Lady gal

They'll aid your soul - with discount equity
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP
They'll make bells toll - send in a check and see
How great thou AARP, How great thou AARP! !

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Barry J. Mitchel - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
I'd usually shout "Amen!" But since I quit left-leaning AARP, I'll say "AMAC" instead. Check it out.
Dave W. - April 07, 2014 - Report this comment
5's... before I forget this senior anthem moment

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