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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Santa In The Zombie Horde"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Santa In The Zombie Horde"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Having learnt absolutely nothing from the "lengthy" comments I received on my previous take on this original Christmas song I'm now back to give you another way too short parody version of it. ;-)
I saw Santa in the zombie horde
Out among the walking dead last night
I placed a shotgun shot
Into Santa's rotting gut
He trot when it sucked in, then it came out through his large butt

Then I saw Santa torch the zombie horde
As it leaked out gas that then ignite'
What had formed a blow therein?
With cookies an' milk an' gin
Santa's last gift was a candlelight!


© Peter Andersson.

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Jonathan - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
I Love Christmas Parodies! I just wish I still had my eggnog... 5's

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