Reindeers roasting on an open fire
Rudolph's fuming from his nose
People realize this isn't a deer pyre
There's one stripped off for a pose
Everybody knows this is random and really dull
One will have to make it right
Tasty tits will make things warm and ho!
It should be fine to sleep tonight

But some people should go away
They're loaded with tons of booze and always never pay
And every nation's child is gonna cry
At why the reindeers' getting roasted alive

So I'm offering this heartfelt phrase
To kids from any other day
Although it's been said many times, every day
Merry Christmas to you

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you