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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Bonus: E-G-G-N-O (How NOT To Spell Egnawg!)"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Bonus: E-G-G-N-O (How NOT To Spell Egnawg!)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

because you were bad in lieu of coal Santa asked me to post three additional parodies enjoy!
there is a drink that's called eggnog
and man I love that drink so
E-G-G-N-O
E-G-G-N-O
E-G-G-N-O
there's still and extra "G" though

each Christmastime when it's around
I'll buy 12 gallons or so
(clap)-G-G-N-O
(clap)-G-G-N-O
(clap)-G-G-N-O
now where did that first "E" go?

when no one sees and I drink nog
I dance a little mambo!
(clap)-(clap)-G-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-G-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-G-N-O
that's still not how it's spelled though

I don't need alcohol in nog
you probably think I'm lame-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
now why did i just spell "No"?

that thick sweet drink that's called eggnog
just makes my day perfect-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
I still ain't spelled it right though

I thought that I'd learned how to spell
apparently that's not so
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
there you see? I told you so
Merry Christmas and thanks for reading!

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John Barry - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Cheers!
Jonathan - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
thanks again John cheers! "drinks eggnog"

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